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Wyoming Fake Cannabis Finder

Imagining a future where cannabis is legal in Wyoming

Totally Fake Dispensaries in Wyoming

420 Imaginary Blvd, Cheyenne, WY 82001
307-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Cheyenne, WY 82002
307-555-0202
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Blvd, Cheyenne, WY 82003
307-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Casper, WY 82601
307-555-0404
Mon-Sun 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
200 Daydream Drive, Casper, WY 82602
307-555-0505
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
3 Fantasy Farm Road, Laramie, WY 82070
307-555-0606
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
8 Phantom Plaza, Laramie, WY 82071
307-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
500 Mirage Mesa Lane, Gillette, WY 82716
307-555-0808
Mon-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
9 Stardust Stroll, Rock Springs, WY 82901
307-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
10 Cloud Nine Court, Sheridan, WY 82801
307-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
11 Nowhere Near Here Blvd, Green River, WY 82935
307-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
12 Wishbone Way, Evanston, WY 82930
307-555-1212
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
77 Pretend Pass, Riverton, WY 82501
307-555-1313
Tue-Sun 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
14 Hazy Heights Blvd, Jackson, WY 83001
307-555-1414
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
15 Dream Desert Drive, Cody, WY 82414
307-555-1515
Mon-Sun 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
16 Fantasy Freeway, Torrington, WY 82240
307-555-1616
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
17 Mirage Market, Douglas, WY 82633
307-555-1717
Mon-Sun 9am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
18 Nope Street, Lander, WY 82520
307-555-1818
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
19 Cloud Nine Court, Powell, WY 82435
307-555-1919
Tue-Sat 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real
20 Fantasy Farm Road, Rawlins, WY 82301
307-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real Orders: Also Not Real

Imaginary Brands

and 38 more imaginary brands...

Featured Fake Products

Cowboy OG Kush
Flower /
THC %
$42.00 / 3.5g
Cowboy State Flower Co's fictional OG Kush, grown at elevation in the imagina...
by Cowboy State Flower Co
Cowboy Blue Dream
Flower /
THC %
$38.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Blue Dream from Wyoming's most imaginary cultivator. Dream as big a...
by Cowboy State Flower Co
Yellowstone Gorilla Glue
Flower /
THC %
$45.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Gorilla Glue #4 from Yellowstone Gorge Growers. Sticky as a geother...
by Yellowstone Gorge Growers
Yellowstone Girl Scout Cookies
Flower /
THC %
$40.00 / 3.5g
Park-grown fictional GSC from Wyoming's most geothermal imaginary cultivator....
by Yellowstone Gorge Growers
Teton Sour Diesel
Flower /
THC %
$40.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Sour Diesel from the Teton Range. As sharply invigorating as the Gr...
by Teton Range Cannabis Co
Teton Northern Lights
Flower /
THC %
$38.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Northern Lights from Wyoming's most majestic range. Dark skies over...
by Teton Range Cannabis Co
Bison Granddaddy Purple
Flower /
THC %
$36.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Granddaddy Purple from Bison Meadows. Purple as the Wyoming sunset ...
by Bison Meadows Cultivators
Bison Wedding Cake
Flower /
THC %
$44.00 / 3.5g
Bison Meadows fictional Wedding Cake, sweet as the Wyoming plains are wide. Z...
by Bison Meadows Cultivators
Bucking Horse Gelato
Flower /
THC %
$46.00 / 3.5g
Wild fictional Gelato from Wyoming's most untamed brand. Smooth as a rodeo ri...
by Bucking Horse Botanicals
Bucking Horse Zkittlez
Flower /
THC %
$40.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Zkittlez from Bucking Horse Botanicals. Rainbow flavor profiles for...
by Bucking Horse Botanicals
Wind River Runtz
Flower /
THC %
$50.00 / 3.5g
Fictional Runtz from Wyoming's most remote range. Wind River high altitude im...
by Wind River Range Flower
Wind River GMO Cookies
Flower /
THC %
$48.00 / 3.5g
Fictional GMO Cookies grown in the Wind River imagination. High, remote, and ...
by Wind River Range Flower

Upcoming (Imaginary) Events

These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.

7:00 PM
Cheyenne Frontier Bud Emporium
Hosted by: Cowboy State Flower Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Cheyenne Capitol Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Bucking Horse Botanicals
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Cheyenne Cowboy Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Yellowstone Gorge Growers
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Casper Oil City Herb House
Hosted by: Teton Valley Extracts
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:00 PM
Casper Mountain Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Bison Trail Gummies
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Laramie University Cannabis Corner
Hosted by: Laramie Peak Cannabis Gardens
Admission: Free (imaginary)
4:20 PM
Laramie High Plains Herb Bar
Hosted by: Wind River Resin Lab
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Gillette Coal Country Cannabis
Hosted by: Thunder Basin Flower Farm
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Rock Springs Sweetwater Cannabis
Hosted by: Devils Tower Cannabis Reserve
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Sheridan Bighorn Cannabis Market
Hosted by: Cowboy State Pre-roll Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Wyoming:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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